Just Another Broken Dream

dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

Via Morning Land ~

cubstearns:

geekswillinheritthearth:

collidewiththeissues:

How The Grinch Stole Christmas. 

More like How the Grinch is the most relatable character ever.

The Grinch is my patronus.


Via Evermore

How can emptiness be so heavy?

Six Word Story (via drupahti)

wow..

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mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

(Source: 4gifs)



thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(Source: swannsavior)


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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

Via Morning Land ~



flowergirlrobichiko:

the only acceptable reason

(Source: baddroid)


Via Morning Land ~






BABYMETAL - いいね!- Iine!

just fucking epic, like what more could you want? i believe i’ve found my new favourite song ;)



didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

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